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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:16
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
How do you say "have fun" in French?
They put up a sign reading
No way
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does Taylor Swift endorse Harris when Harris supports open borders?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do online business networking groups compare to in-person ones?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
The Best ‘Final Fantasy’ References in Its Huge ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Crossover - Gizmodo
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
‘The Boys’ Star Erin Moriarty Reveals Graves’ Disease Diagnosis - HuffPost
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
The 1975's Matty Healy Says 'We Don't Need More Politics' at Glastonbury - Variety
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried